HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

(Source: smilingemoticon, via divathranduil)

Men’s Issues

littlespacecase:

  • Societal expectations of masculinity
  • Societal expectations to provide for women
  • No long term reversible male birth control
  • Men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at 
  • Unfair treatment in child custody battles
  • Alimony 
  • No support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not men’s issues

  • The friend zone
  • Women not dating you
  • “Fucking femnazis”

(via divathranduil)

so-i-was-lost:

The Pie Maker Per Episode - Dim Sum Lose Some (2x05)

you don’t understand how fucking talented and versatile lee pace is

he can go from a hot trans chick to a pedo-looking conservative

boyqueen:

just a reminder 

if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.

(via teenaged-wolf)

Cold Feet 5x02

(Source: lotsofchocolateicecream, via mrsrichardarmitage)

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via thranduilings)

Yahoo bought Tumblr pass it on

youarenotimpossible:

thorkitastic:

lokis-army-at-221b:

hb-loves-1d-and-pawprints:

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loki-isblue:

mrsmosby-wannabe:

relright:

thecouscousqueen:

kenyabenyagurl:

thinksquad:

Announcement coming Monday

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WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I smell ads coming if this is true

I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT

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Passing it on while crying

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

WHY TUMBLR

WHY

I THOUGHT THAT YOU LOVED US

bitch

potter-merlin:

longnightsandterriblefights:

siriuslysalvatore:

are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head

when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book

And then if that book gets turned into a movie, they will pronounce the characters name and you just sit there in the cinemas like the fuck just happened to me

(Source: misseffietrinket, via drarry-sectumsempra)

FANDOMS IT IS TIME TO UNLESH OUR INSANITY UPON YAHOO
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
HUNTERS GET THE FUCKING SALT
SHERLOCKIANS GET YOUR TEA
WHOVIANS GET THE TARDIS
TRIBUTES READY YOUR ARROWS
DAUNTLESS GET THE GUNS
DEMIGODS READY THE THUNDERBOLTS
POTTERHEADS WANDS AT THE READY
TRAINERS CHOOSE YOUR POKEMON
DIRECTIONERS GET THE GLITTER
PLAYERS READY YOUR STRIFE SPECIBUS
NATIONS GET THE PASTA
HOBBITS PREPARE TO WEAR THE RING OF POWER
TREKIES SET PHAZERS TO KILL
GLEEKS GET THE SLUSHIES
GUARDIANS TAKE NO PRISONERS
SHADOWHUNTERS READY THE RUNES
DHAMPIRS GRAB THE STAKES
SCHOOL BOYS TO THE BARRICADE
FANGIRLS START SCREAMING
WE HAVE TO GET MOVING PEOPLE THERE ISNT MUCH TIME!

the-last-free-url:

Petition for Mark Sheppard to appear in season 3 of Sherlock, so he could be the one actor to play them all,

one actor to bind them,

one actor to bring them all together

and in Superwholock to bind them.

(via shadow-of-a-memory)

everyone: thor don't do the thing
thor: I'm gonna do the thing
everyone: loki don't do the thing
loki: I did the thing fifteen minutes ago but will pretend that I did not do the thing

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

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THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

(via shadow-of-a-memory)

sherlockedwithfeels:

koschei-the-ginger:

superavengerwholock:

schundliteratur:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

and on the right you see the supernatural fandom burning on the ground.

and all around you see the europeans in the middle of Eurovision final

And buried right underneath all of that are the anti-yahoo people

(via shadow-of-a-memory)

sarahvanaheim:

South Bank  |  Tom Hiddleston’s favorite street
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(via youarenotimpossible)